Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe. Q: About a year ago, I was pretending to read my boyfriend's mind and jokingly said, "You want to put it in my ear. There's even a holiday Take It in the Ear Day, on December 8 , and I was reading a book just now in which the author mentions how much she hates getting come in her ear. So while I am honestly not trying to yuck someone's yum, I do have two questions. First, is this really a thing? And second, how does it work? I mean, I like it when my boyfriend kisses my ears, but I don't think I'd get that hot from him putting his penis there. It just seems loud.
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