Kev's Courting Song. Blown too much of me time Buyin' Dinner and Wine And me money on flowers and lollies Only to find That what's on me mind Isn't on hers and she's sorry So I've made up some lines That save wastin' time And keep me from blowin' me brass I'm ever so cool I just prop on me stool Right next to hers and I ask. Do you fuck on first dates Does you Dad own a brewery Could I feel Your tits Or would you show 'em to me Cause you've got a nice head And you look pretty honest So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour I'd like you to be on it. You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila And the bullshit you gotta go through Like callin' her up An' tellin' her you love her When all that you'd love is just a screw But she wants to hold hands And meet her old man And sit around for hours and talk But me new method is, you just cut through the shit And get down to the goodies straight off. Do you fuck on first dates Does you Dad own a brewery Could I feel Your tits Or would you show 'em to me Do you sleep in the nip Do you give head very often If we can decide your place or mine We can fuck off then. So the next time you see a good looking sheila An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her Don't sit actin' dumb Just front her full on and drop a few lines that I told ya This new method of mine Might not work every time, but then again no method will I've been spat at and slapped and kneed in the nackers But then I've got a few fucks as well. Do you fuck on first dates Does you Dad own a brewery Could I feel Your tits Or would you show 'em to me If the answer is no too me questions above Then be a good sport and give me the name Of a girlfriend who does. All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners.
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Do Ya Fuck On First Dates
And in comedy, the third and final item in a list is usually the punchline. The power of the triad is apparent even in the world of romantic and sexual relationships. With American society mainlining Sex and the City to cope with the troubled beginnings of the 21st century, the three-date rule quickly spread throughout culture and became a Thing, ready to be adopted, argued against or parodied. Of course, like all social mores, the three-date rule is subject to flux. In fact, young adults tend to actually overestimate how much casual sex is happening among their peers, according to a Harvard School of Education report from last year. Additionally, the ideals of sex positivity and the growth in acceptance of polyamorous relationships can conceal sexual harassment and continuing power imbalances between men and women. In the face of complex situations, one useful tool is the heuristic , or, in common parlance, a rule of thumb. It actually seems downright traditional in a sense, calling to mind that old saw about men not wanting to buy the cow when they can get the milk for free. There are, of course, other reasons to abstain until a repeat engagement.
Ever heard of the "third date rule"? I bet you have. It's that lame dating rule of etiquette where you're supposed to wait until the third date to have sex. It's all entrenched in traditional read: sexist values, casually disguised as "playing hard to get. As someone who spent many years never listening to this rule, chasing the D all over town, and then finally deciding to get a boyfriend, I can tell you this practice is a load of shit. I fuck on the first date because it's the only way to live.
This is how it goes with me. I know it might be difficult for some due to then myths and fallacies. You know, social conditioning. If we are honest about it people do all those texting, phone, meeting to go to resturants and movies because they are both trying to impress each other, and worried about…. The full process of dating stinks of fear and everyone is terrified, with questions like, if the person likes me, does the person want to see me again, and a whole host of belie The full process of dating stinks of fear and everyone is terrified, with questions like, if the person likes me, does the person want to see me again, and a whole host of beliefs that come from social conditioning. I go on dates with women who are already lovers.